your-gay-grandma:

today’s reminders (crucial):

✨wear sunscreen

✨eat as much bread as possible while you’re still alive

✨smile at any/all animals you see on your journey today

✨transgender people are soooo cool and hot and my favourite

✨you’re doing so well but you could get gayer and frown at the police more……

your-gay-grandma:

we all must get weirder and more queer. i am completely serious and genuine and this is urgent. please get weirder and gayer now. if you see me acting weird and gay mind your business a little bit.

cookinguptales:

me, to dead-ass Karl Lagerfeld: man, I hope you can see Harvey Guillén rn. I want you to see how good a fat man looks in the style you pioneered and seethe.